WTF: 13 Year old Father?

Um, WTF?

Tell me it's not true: Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13.

First off, what the hell is a 13 year old fetus doing with a 15 year old girl?? And yeah, I know the two year age gap isn't much .. if you're 23 and 25! Or 33 and 35?! WTF, you 15 year old girl!

And to read that their daughter was a product of unprotected sex WHEN THE BOY WAS ONLY 12. Holy cow. Holy freaking cow.

They need to start teaching sex ed a little earlier.

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WTF is going on with Joaquin?

Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin.

Sure, you have hippie parents. And duh, your brother was River Phoenix. You had to deal with a lot of stuff growing up because of the combination of the two, as well as the unfortunate death of your brother.

But you showed them all. You made a name for yourself. Literally - I mean, your name used to be Leaf!

But now .. WTF is up with you? The nasty hair. The beard. And .. the rapping?

Please say that you are kidding. Because you suck at it. And also .. why? Why, why, why?

It has to be some sort of PR stunt (especially since Casey Affleck is filming your start into your supposed rap career). If not, then dag, son, you are totally losing it.

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WTF of the Day: The Ramen Girl?

Brittany Murphy, WTF?

Sure, your past roles haven't been exactly stellar. But really? Really?

It seems to be going along the lines of Lost in Translation. Girl comes to foreign country with her significant other. Byebye significant other. How to deal in new land? Find something meaningful in life.

But instead of Girl comes to foreign land with husband, it's her boyfriend, who ends up leaving her. And instead of befriending an old movie actor, she befriends a pro ramen maker, and finds her true calling in life by means of ramen. Friends, this movie is called The Ramen Girl.

I can only imagine what sort of conversation went on between her and her agent when discussing the role..

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