People are often confused about me. People tell me they think I'm Brazilian, Arab, etc... However, none of it compares to what I heard on my most recent trip to Wendy's. As I'm getting out of my car, I notice this older guy staring at me. As I get closer he stops me and says, "Oh, I thought you were Andy Pettitte for a second." Andy Pettitte is 6'5''. I am 5'7''. Andy weighs 225, I weigh 150. However, if you have trouble recognizing a difference of 10 inches, 75 pounds, and a considerable tan then I completely understand how you can get us confused. In this guy's defense, I was wearing an Andy Pettitte tee shirt. This is a common mistake. Look what happened to the guy on the video.
Why would Andy Pettitte be wearing an Andy Pettitte shirt?
Next time, I say you go along with it and make him buy you a Frosty Float. And if he asks why, simply reply back "'Cause Andy Pettitte is thirsty, beeyatch!"
Andy Pettitte is 6'5''. I am 5'7''. Andy weighs 225, I weigh 150. However, if you have trouble recognizing a difference of 10 inches, 75 pounds, and a considerable tan then I completely understand how you can get us confused. In this guy's defense, I was wearing an Andy Pettitte tee shirt. This is a common mistake. Look what happened to the guy on the video.
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Why would Andy Pettitte be wearing an Andy Pettitte shirt?
Next time, I say you go along with it and make him buy you a Frosty Float. And if he asks why, simply reply back "'Cause Andy Pettitte is thirsty, beeyatch!"
Haha. I was thinking the same thing about the t-shirt.
Crazy old white people.
Hmm. Why do I assume the guy was white?
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