Oh Really??

Lohan jailed for 84 minutes

Hey kids, the moral of the story is: Go out, get drunk, get arrested for crashing your Mercedes into a tree, go out, get drunk/high, get arrested for car chasing your former personal assistant's mom AND being in possession of cocaine. You might as well, what's spending 84 minutes in jail for all of those good times?? Oh, I should probably mention that you might want to be a marginally famous and/or talented 'celebrity' in California, where the judicial system is more interested in not overcrowding their jails than punishing people for their wrongdoings. It's complete crap, but hey, that's just the way it works.