Sometimes you feel like a douche

Japanese Fishermen
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/12/21/japan.whaling/index.html

Japan has agreed to stop hunting humpback whales but all other whales and dolphins are still free game. Japan's marine life hunting gained notoriety this year when Hayden Panettiere and the group Save The Whales Again! personally confronted Japanese fisherman in a failed attempt to prevent the slaughter of a dolphin pod.
What earns the fishermen a douche award is not only the fact that they're killing endangered species, it's their idea of hunting. Hunting to these fishermen means rounding up the marine life in a confined space using nets and sonar barriers, then killing them when they can't go anywhere. Hunting cows could not be easier.

Dolphins

Dolphins get a douche for their constant sexual harassment of other dolphins and, in some reported cases, human beings. Shame on you Flipper!


CIA
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/21/cia.tapes/index.html#cnnSTCText

The CIA has been accused of burning videotape that shows incriminating evidence of torture being performed by US officials. CIA, BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING! This CIA scandal has Alberto Gonzalez written all over it. Give the American public the run around for a bit, say you don't recall a lot of things, and wait for the media to lose interest.