While You Were Sleeping...

If you're like me, the outside world is a blur to me during the holidays. Here are a few of the things that you might have missed during the past few days...


Benazir Bhutto Assassinated

The former prime minister of Pakistan was shot in the neck while waving at a large group of her supporters. Bhutto was the first female prime minister of an Islamic country. This is certainly a blow to the political stability of Pakistan, an ally of the United States.


One Week Till Iowa

After so many months of talking and speculation the primaries in Iowa are finally winding down. The Democrats' race is predictably between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. The surprise comes from the Republican side where front runner Mitch Romney is facing strong opposition from Mike Huckabee. Points for Mr. Huckabee for having a sense of humor. Still rooting for Barack though, sorry Huck.



Falling Stock

The stock market continues to fall following fears of political unrest abroad. I hope you invested in bonds earlier because the yields are falling quickly. I understand that to most people our age talk of the stock market hits our brain's snooze button. To some of us, however, the stock market provides the same thrill as a weekend in Las Vegas.


New Jersey Needs You!

The Garden State's population grew only .2 percent from July 06 to July 07. There are 42 states growing at a faster rate than New Jersey. Fellow Jerseyites, Jerseyans, whatever... put on your lingerie, turn on the Barry White, don't stop by the pharmacy before getting home! It's time to do your part and start making babies. If you don't live in Jersey, move to Jersey and make babies.


Quoting...

"I'm an English literature major. When we say, 'I saw the Patriots win the World Series,' it doesn't necessarily mean you were there..." Mitch Romney. Touché Mr. Romney. Pretty hard to see the football Patriots winning the baseball World Series. If that happens, all might be lost for the Yankee Empire.