Who Wears Short Shorts?

I'm horrible at locating a good majority of the 50 states, let alone naming every corresponding capitol. But really, having lived in NJ for pretty much my whole life (well, with the exception of living in North Carolina for a year or two), none of the other states outside of the tri-state area mattered. Especially the middle of the country. I would never want to live there..I imagine a total culture shock.

And the following video just completely represents why I would never venture out to live in the middle, landlocked states in the US:



I mean, to think: this is a real person in a real situation, being reported in the local news. Sadness.