Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Pwntage of the Day

Ensuring Junior Goes For A Mild Ride- New York Times

As if teenagers needed another reason to rebel. Ford has created "MyKey" technology which allows parents to control the driving habits of their children.
"Like V-chips that restrict what children can view on television, MyKey allows
parents to limit teenage drivers to a top speed of 80 miles per hour, cap the
volume on the car stereo, demand seat belt use and encourage other safe-driving

If I were a teenager, I would make sure never to buy a Ford car when I'm an adult. Wait, no adults are buying Ford cars anyways. I guess invasive technology is not enticing enough to ignore shoddy manufacturing.


newsandverse said...


NEWSWIRE--New computer technology from Ford allows parents to limit both teenage drivers' speed and the volume on the car stereo.

A parent, seeking answers
For a teenage driver, finds
This advice from burlesque dancers:
The routine is bumps and grinds.
Light verse, ripped from the headlines

sang said...

top speed of 80? Where do you see the speed limit at 80 mph anywhere? That ain't safe. 50 is safe.