Thursday, October 2, 2008

These Four Things I know Are True

Tonight's debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden will be more entertaining than any of the presidential debates. Why? Sarah Palin! Watching Palin speak is like watching an Evil Knievel jump through a ring of fire over 13 trucks. Youtube is hanging on her every word. Biden will sit back and enjoy the show.

The Yankees didn't make the playoffs for the first time in 13 years. I wanted so much to believe in them but they let me down. Still, no fanhood can compare to the pain the Metropolitan fans are experiencing. Two years in a row they choke on the last day of the regular season. How can people still root for a team like that?

Google has the best email service, the best chat program, and the best search engine. If Google ever decided to add fantasy sports to their repertoire, Yahoo would be done for. Make it happen Google.

New York City is the greatest city in the world. Shame on South Jersey for referring to Philly as "the city."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha. So true. What are people thinking when they call Philly, "the city?" It's bad enough when people around here say they are going into "the city" when they really mean Queens or Brooklyn.

Anonymous said...

Or that they live in "the city" for the same reasons.

john said...

fan loyalty.
you stay true thru the thick and thin.