Trip Of the Day

Hello, New Jersey! It is grand to be back from a trip to the Dominican Republic. I always want to travel next to the cute girl on the plane when I'm traveling alone. I got to do that once. Things were going grand, then she mentioned her boyfriend and how he liked taking pictures. I'm almost certain she broke up with him because she hesitantly mentioned him as though it had slipped from her tongue. The only thing more telling of an inevitable break up is when people mention their significant others within the first 5 minutes of meeting someone else. On this round trip I sat next to an old man who asked a ton of questions and a little kid who kicked me while he slept and I tried to. Better luck next time.