Thursday, February 12, 2009

WTF is going on with Joaquin?

Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin.

Sure, you have hippie parents. And duh, your brother was River Phoenix. You had to deal with a lot of stuff growing up because of the combination of the two, as well as the unfortunate death of your brother.

But you showed them all. You made a name for yourself. Literally - I mean, your name used to be Leaf!

But now .. WTF is up with you? The nasty hair. The beard. And .. the rapping?

Please say that you are kidding. Because you suck at it. And also .. why? Why, why, why?

It has to be some sort of PR stunt (especially since Casey Affleck is filming your start into your supposed rap career). If not, then dag, son, you are totally losing it.


Anna said...

GROSS, he got so fat!