Friday, March 21, 2008

Fake Conversation

A friend of Jen's recently saw Anderson Cooper at the Time Warner Center in New York. Instead of actually approaching him then, she proceeded to have a fake conversation with Mr.Cooper, in her mind, long after he had disappeared. I've never been all that into following/stalking celebrities. I'm really not sure how I would react to meeting one. However, I've always wondered what it would be like to have a fake conversation with one.

Setting: 166 Bus

Me: Kate Winslet?

Kate: Oh God. Yes. Keep it down.

Me: I'm such a fan. I wrote a post about you on my blog?

Kate: How fascinating (rolls eyes).

Me: I chose you as the best actress of our times.

Kate: That must have been an easy choice.

Me: You did disappear for a while there after Titanic though.

Kate: Yeah...Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Me: What brings you to Jersey? And in a bus?

Kate: Oh so just because I'm an actress I can't take a bus? I'm a normal person just like everyone else you know. Besides, I love Korean food. The best part is that I can go in and out without being harassed. Korean people don't recognize me and I don't recognize them.

Me: I heard your daughter's name is Mia. I want to name my daughter Mia.

Kate: Yea it's a beautiful name. Unfortunately, I lost a bet so the next time I have a daughter her name will be Georgetown Hoya. I'm never betting against Georgetown again. Well, this is my stop.

Me: (In my finest English accent)Lovely meeting you.

Kate: (Gives me a dirty look and kicks me with her size 11 shoes as she's leaving).


john said...

"yea Cocaine's a hell of a drug"
best part of your fake convo

Anonymous said...

she probably would've kicked you for faking an English accent .. poser! =(

Anonymous said...

Yup. That's pretty much how I'd imagine it would go. Maybe with a few more police involved towards the end.

songhyunah said...

Haha you would.

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