Stalkeriffic!

Paranoia. Fear. Anxiety. Anger.

These are probably the thoughts running through a popular celebrity's head when they leave the comforts of their own home to venture out into the streets, and try to live their life as "normal" as possible. From seeing Britney Spear's late runs to get her fix of McDonald's, to seeing Brad Pitt in (gasp!) sweatpants, we all know that normal folks like us are wondering what it feels like to be stalked by the paparazzi.

Well, now you can turn those thoughts into a reality!

MethodIzaz provides you with an opportunity to be paranoid while you're out. For a price, of course. In order to get a quote, you must first email the company with your schedule with specifics (time, precise location, etc.), what emotions you'd like the photographer to capture, what size prints and how many of each, as well as an uploaded photo of yourself (so the photographer can know who they have to stalk).

Unfortunately, this service is only available in New York City.

Just make sure you're on your best behavior - put a pause to your daily habits, such as pushing old ladies down the stairs and doing eat-and-runs at restaurants.

Yeah, we know it's you!