Friday, September 26, 2008

If I Had 700 Billion Dollars

Oh If I had 700 Billion Dollars
Well I'd buy you a 27 story tower (2 Billion Dollars according to Forbes)
And If I had 698 Billion Dollars
I'd buy 200 million dollars of furniture for you new house
And If I had 697.8 Billion Dollars
I would buy you the Bugatti Veyron, a nice, reliant, $1,192,057 automobile
If I had 697.7 billion dollars we wouldn't need to walk to the store cause we can buy Target ($38.9 Billion Market Cap)
If I had 658.8 billion dollars we can buy Procter & Gamble because it costs more ($207.9 Billion)
If I had 450.9 billion dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would buy Kraft ($50 billion)
of course we would, so we would just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchup like the HJ Heinz Co. ($16 Billion)
And if I had 434.9 Billion dollars, I'd buy your love (Say about $1 million according to the original song, over a 60 year period. Pretty cheap compared to everything else)
If I had 434.3 Billion Dollars
If I had 434.3 Billion Dollars
If I had 434.3 Billion Dollars
I'd still be richer than anyone else in the entire world doesn't rhyme


sang said...

Hey, you never know.

Muhammod Boonshiki Ahmed said...

That was horrible.... you are horrible.... your grammar was horrible....

If I had 700 Billion Dollars... I would spend 699 Billion Dollars of it on the welfare of the nations (on exactly which nations would recieve the charity is unknown at this time... maybe the DR ;) and South Korea). The remainder will go into creating my own Brand of Fine Luxury Sport Hybrid Supercar Utility vehicles...