Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Quote of the Day: Lisa, Top Chef

Oh no, I don't read the blogs—you couldn't pay me to read the blogs. I don't want to know what people who can't even afford to eat in my restaurant, let alone know how to cook have to say about me, and the few comments I did read on Eater.com a few weeks back because my job asked me to read 'em. The best they could come up with was that I was ugly.


-Lisa (dirty pirate hooker from Top Chef, season 4), when asked if she has read all of the negative reactions about her on the blogosphere

I hate her so much that I would be willing to go to the restaurant that I apparently cannot afford, just to punch her in that tree trunk of a neck. Beeyatch, yo ass is mine!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha.

sang said...

I love the photo shop. She should be in hell's kitchen.

Howard said...

haha. I heart your bitterness towards the DPH =D

I said...

...Is Lisa Top Chef? Do I need to start not watching the show? Has the show transcended all laws of nature, physics, reality, and good taste??

I'll have to Google if Lisa some how magically won tomorrow...

BTW: Craft Bar in Manhattan - Tom C.'s restaurant...is not good at all.

kevinb said...

^No, Lisa didn't win Top Chef. And I'm pretty sure that she has no chance in hell to win it.

I saw the reaction from Best Week Ever .. hilarious line about bandanas. All you bloggers seem to HATE her. It's okay - so do I.

Ginny said...

Haven't been tempted to go to Craft Bar, but I'd like to give it a try. Then maybe it will somewhat justify my dislike for Tom Colicchio.